"Blackbirds are only good at two things: singing in the dead of night, and snapping off your nose."
Pointing at a painting of Thomas Jefferson:
"This president looks a lot like my Memaw."
Gage: Can I have a snake when I turn 15?
Me: Yeah. Sure.
(A couple hours later....)
Gage: Actually, I want to go ahead and get my snake when I turn 6. I might forget if I wait until I'm 15.
"You know, a sad thing about going to Chuck E. Cheese is that you make all these great friends. And then you never see them again."
Gage: Do we get out of school on Valentine's Day?
Me: Nope.
Gage: Then what is the point of that being a holiday?
To our neighbor:
"I'll invite you to the wedding place when I get married. But I'm not going to be marrying you, so don't be getting any ideas."
Gage and the girl we take to school somehow got in a conversation about babies.
MJ: Well, in animals babies come from their mommy's bottoms. But in people it comes out of their belly.
Gage: You are wrong. Babies come out of the mommy's penis.
::silence::
Me: Actually, girls don't have a penis.
Gage: Yeah, ok. Whatever is opposite of a penis. I can never remember weird stuff.
8 comments:
LOL about the penis! LOL.
My sisters kid went through a stage at three where he would ask any male if they had a penis. haha.
Look how tiny they are! Eeee!
I LOLed at the penis thing, hahaha.
The one about "opposite of a penis" is the best one yet. He's hilarious.
Bahaha! Love your kid! That last ones just hilarious!!
These posts are hilarious, kids say the darnedest things! i love this feature, don't ever stop- it's my weekly laughing fit! :) so cute and sweet and blunt!
Ha ha "Don't be getting any ideas."
Were you really up for getting Gage a snake at 15 or just saying yes because he probably will forget?
and yeah we have the opposites ha. so funny.
I changed my brother's son in front of my husband's 5 yr old niece snd it was the first penis she ever saw. She said "I don't like him...i don't like his coochie" lol
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