We were listening to the Polyphonic Spree in the car.
Me: Me and your daddy saw this band twice when you were in my belly.
Gage: Yeah, I'm pretty sure I can remember that.
Gage: Your stomach rolls over a little like Owsley when you sit down.
Me: Well, I did grow two humans inside of me.
Gage: Then what's Owsley's excuse?
"This quesadilla is so good! It tastes just like brains!"
Me: Why don't you color a dinosaur picture to put in Memaw's birthday card?
Gage: Ok. But if it's so scary that it gives her a heart attack, it's going to be your fault.
"Someone on my bus told me I looked like Chucky. But I don't look anything like Chuck E. Cheese!"
Gage: Does this broccoli have medicine in it?
Me: Well, it has vitamins. And those are like medicine for your body.
Gage: Nothing like a good, slimy vitamin. It slides ride down in you.
"Wouldn't it be cool if our house got infested by something gross and we got to be on tv?"
Owsley: Me need new shirt.