We were listening to the Polyphonic Spree in the car.
Me: Me and your daddy saw this band twice when you were in my belly.
Gage: Yeah, I'm pretty sure I can remember that.
Gage: Your stomach rolls over a little like Owsley when you sit down.
Me: Well, I did grow two humans inside of me.
Gage: Then what's Owsley's excuse?
"This quesadilla is so good! It tastes just like brains!"
Me: Why don't you color a dinosaur picture to put in Memaw's birthday card?
Gage: Ok. But if it's so scary that it gives her a heart attack, it's going to be your fault.
"Someone on my bus told me I looked like Chucky. But I don't look anything like Chuck E. Cheese!"
Gage: Does this broccoli have medicine in it?
Me: Well, it has vitamins. And those are like medicine for your body.
Gage: Nothing like a good, slimy vitamin. It slides ride down in you.
"Wouldn't it be cool if our house got infested by something gross and we got to be on tv?"
Owsley: Me need new shirt.
Gage: Why? Is it some kind of reject?
Gage, 2.5
11 comments:
soooo cute! x
I like the whole Chuckie comment. Wondering why someone is already watching Chuckie though ha.
omg, so I just realized the v.101 means...there are 101 posts like this. woah, work today is going to be good :)
What a little cute smartie pants.
bwhahahaha he is too cute. My youngest has that same kind of quick wit.. trust me it only gets better as they get older..
my favorite part of this whole post was that picture of him. too funny. thanks for my much needed laugh today.
Gage is super funny!
Everyone please pray for little Ethan to be returned to his family unharmed. The standoff here is on day five, with no end in sight.
lol@slimy vitamins too funny
I love your answers to him, but his replies... what a smart and hilarious little man.
Make me giggle every darn time!
He melts my heart and I've never even met him :)
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