Gage: What do these Runts taste like?
Me: Banana, apple, and lime.
Gage: You are wrong, because they just taste like candy!
Gage was building something in the sand turtle and Owsley knocked it over.
"I am the foreman around here, and you are fired!"
"How come my poop sometimes floats and sometimes it doesn't? That's a good question, isn't it?"
"I don't like suckers with gum in them. If I wanted gum I would eat gum. When I want a sucker, I only want a sucker."
"Did you talk to me in your belly when you were just a kid like me?"
"Before the world ends, people will be eating black birds out of pies again. I know this is going to be true."