Gage: What do these Runts taste like?
Me: Banana, apple, and lime.
Gage: You are wrong, because they just taste like candy!
Gage was building something in the sand turtle and Owsley knocked it over.
"I am the foreman around here, and you are fired!"
"How come my poop sometimes floats and sometimes it doesn't? That's a good question, isn't it?"
"I don't like suckers with gum in them. If I wanted gum I would eat gum. When I want a sucker, I only want a sucker."
To me:
"Did you talk to me in your belly when you were just a kid like me?"
"Before the world ends, people will be eating black birds out of pies again. I know this is going to be true."
7 comments:
Aw such a cutie. Happy Birthday to Gage!
Wow, you didn't even need Friday to make these awesome! BTW, Gage, poop floats if it consists of a lot of fat, otherwise it sinks. Learned that from an Oprah show. You're welcome.
Thank you for that laugh this morning- I really needed it! Gage is such a funny kid- not that I needed to tell you that. ;) I've been collecting quotes, things that Buckaroo has said that cracked me up, and I may post a similar list one day. What kills me about your kid is that you have enough material to post one of these every week! I love it!
You are so pretty!
I love these posts; Gage is such a funny little dude.
Your Gage Says posts are always hilarious!
Hahaha what a funny kid!
"Before the world ends, people will be eating black birds out of pies again. I know this is going to be true."
This is one of my favorite things I've ever heard any kid say ever! Man, if I were about 2 decades younger Gage and I would be total bffs.
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